I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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