Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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