I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
vagina is talking i cant
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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