So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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