Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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