google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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