You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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