I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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