I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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