Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
