wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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