i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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