belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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