would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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