how can u be prego again
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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