Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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