So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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