I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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