C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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