Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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