She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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