2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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