He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
When did angry sex become our thing?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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