I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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