You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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