WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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