i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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