Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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