Nicole vs. Life
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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