Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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