he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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