her vagine was all disorganized.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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