I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
