is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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