You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
