I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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