how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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