Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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