watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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