oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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