The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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