so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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