Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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