I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You may now shotgun with the bride
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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