I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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