What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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