I heard we made out
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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