either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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