We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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