You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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