No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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