Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sext me about skeletons
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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