honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize