we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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