He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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