Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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