And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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