I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i need an iv and a liver transplant
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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