weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Alive.
So much puke
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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